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The story of Jay Lansing is the story of America. Once a transient veteran of the Great Hobo Wars, strung out on Reeces' Peanut Butter Cups and Jolt Cola, he found himself washed up on the shores of a picturesque toursit trap town, where he forged a media empire that stretches dozens of blocks in order to feed his now ravenous ego.

Recent Work

Music Video Revival #3

Made a brief cameo in this video from Weaver Bay's newest production team.

Smart Speaker Theater #1: Pulp Fiction

Alexa, Siri, Google, and a few others reinact a classic scene.

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